The Streets Are Not Safe!

Two years ago, a poor elderly looking man was 730 days younger and a mere four years old, but thanks to a genetic abnormality he has aged much faster than the usual child of his tender years and is now a hell of a lot older. He is ninety six, although thanks to health and safety measures this photo make him look like a forty six year old man with make up and comedy hair glued on.

Mr. Pog has been receiving fanciful treatment from the world famous mental hospital Bedlam, near Moorfields in London, thanks to a time machine, a straight jacket and a vivid sense of imagination. Unfortunately, due to a late breakfast caused by a leaky gravy pipe in the upper basement, patient 37262009 managed to build an igloo and escape by descending down the stairs and a using the front door. The doctors think he opened it and actually walked through.

The disappearance has led to the belief by some that he has been gobbled up by goblins or devoured by doves, but those not under going treatment for hallucinations or working in the script writing department of the BBC think that he might be loose on the streets of Europe and hope that he can get to a vendor selling sellotape before he comes fully apart.

The police have advised that Mr. Pog is not dangerous and only carries the machete for comfort and social reasons. If you do see the patient, please call a number, divided it by two and ask for a refund.

The video produced and directed by Richard Vobes and photograpy and camerawork by Steve Pegram